12 March 2010

Hitchen on God

Tonight, I would like to leave you with a few thoughts about God.

If God isn't an Australian politician - then why did he design armpits that point down in the shower?

If God isn't a woman - why did he create rechargeable batteries?

God isn't an Australian trade unionist because he worked six days and rested on the seventh - not the other way around.

When politicians send young men and women into war with the cry of, "For God, King/Queen and country," have they ever actually asked God if that was OK by him? Do they have some sort of written endorsement or licensing arrangement?

God - when will you be back from stress leave? Seems you've been gone a long, long time.

Sorry - what was that? "Not known at this address" you say.

Wherever you may be - be safe

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