10 May 2011

Gimme space!

Why do people stand so close behind others in queues. Do they really think that by standing so close that the Morality Police are put on high alert, they are going to get served any quicker?

And why walk on my heels? If I need to stop and you walk into me, don't waste your time giving me dirty looks as (1) it is your fault (2) I have no intention of walking around with a rear view mirror stuck on my shoulder (3) You can get stuffed.

Oh Gawd, I shouldn't have suggested rear view mirrors for pedestrians. Now some Executive Member of The Nanny State, will come out with a report and recommendation to make it compulsory!

Wherever you may be - be safe
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