14 June 2011

Cycle lanes - a safe place to walk!

I would like to thank my local council for painting green cycle lanes in my street.

Thanks to their foresight, generosity and concern for the local community, law abiding pedestrians can now use the cycle lanes as a safe place to walk, free from the danger of being knocked down on footpaths by cyclists, who refuse to use the costly, but "oh so fashionable dahlink," cycle lanes.

In addition, it addresses the foreseeable issue of yuppie legislators bringing in legislation to prosecute footpath using pedestrians. who cause damage to bicycles that come up from behind and run straight up the pedestrians aspidistra.

Wherever you may be - be safe
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